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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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imaygine | do not edit.

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they