Sep 30


happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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crushes are terrible


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One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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Sep 29

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logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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baby's first words


Sep 26


the carpenter.


the carpenter.

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Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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"I wasn’t supposed to tell you" says the girl who approached me and told me anyways

Sep 25


Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

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“A burnt child loves the fire.” — Oscar Wilde   (via aqf)

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